Dear Shoe-Throwing Copycat Guy

Dear Shoe-Throwing Copycat Guy: You totally did it wrong. You wasted time yelling, giving The Man a chance to take you down. You gotta just fucking do what you gotta do and save the yelling for after it's done. Throw your damn shoe and THEN yell. Better yet, since you would have gotten taken down mid-rant, it probably would have been best to throw your shoe while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!" But you didn't do that. You waffled and got your ass kicked before you could hurtle your footware in the intended direction. You fail.